oday, Blake gets sucked into a dimension where the Playstation 1 intro is on a constant loop and ends up back in music class. Meanwhile, Ethan introduces himself and dies shortly after at the hands of the Pickaxe Lady. Sadness forever.
Don't ever underestimate the power of Rule 34. Today, Blake enters the American Ninja Warrior competition and is taken to another dimension by a monstrous hentai tentacle after reuniting with Trikie, Pickaxe Lady visits the south side of Chicago for another helping of dismembered schlong, and class is once again in session as little Jessica becomes the star of her very own ecchi anime which lasted approximately 7 seconds.
There's no way one man can endure so much testicular punishment and live to speak with a normal voice. Today Blake gets spooked by literally everything and gets his dong severed more times than Krillin has deaths. Special guest, that one fat guy in the game that looks like The Penguin who may actually be The Penguin. Call Batman and tell him a walking chicken thigh is trying to start its own religious cult. Now.
Never walk toward the danger. Instead, pull out your camera and THEN walk into it. Today, Blake tackles the issue of poorly-drawn graffiti, destroys a classroom with latent flatulence, plays the world's most one-sided game of Hangman, goes on the run from the test tube mixture of Boss Baby and Sloth from The Goonies, comes face to face with Little Jessica the Antichrist and eventually gets kidnapped by the Dollar Store Bratva. We 'boutta get crazy.
Happy Halloween, you nutty bastards. Love, Cuisine and The Zambonies. Today, I'm joined by Alex and Gianna of the epic commentary ensemble in a very special spooktacular adventure! Their channel will be listed below so please be sure to give them some love! Spoiler: we drink. And scream. A lot.
thought I had seen everything in this world but sadly I was wrong. Today, Blake goes for a stroll in the woods, gets buried alive by Boss Baby and Megamind, performs an Olympic-caliber dive off a 40-ft cliff to his death death and gets molested by the Loutermilch demon in the middle of a high school stairwell. All in a day's work for our horror story hero.
The road to hell is paved with creatures that will do ungodly things to your diddlehole that would make Jared the Subway Guy look like a saint. Today Blake gets a violent visit from Mister Postman the Lochness monster, surfs the ultimate wave, engages in underwater combat with the Sex Demon, runs through the blood-soaked halls of his alma mater and takes his first step into Menstrual World. It's time for detention.
What could be better than a good ol' Vitas classic? MORE VITAS! Today Blake is greeted right off the bat by the Paranormal Activity demon, has his final one-sided bout with Tentacruel's hentai tentacle, makes an impromptu return to Menstrual World and runs right into the heart of Sloth Country. Will he escape his certain doom? Will a Baby Ruth bar be enough to curb the bloodlust of 1,000 misunderstood yet justifiably avoidable creatures?